- 18:50 Sometimes when I'm beating Cody I accidentally poke him in the eye. #
- 22:07 Who are you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms? Stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service? #
- 02:27 It is impossible to overdose. Do you know how many pounds it would take to kill a lab rat? 25 pounds dropped from 25 feet. #
- 22:55 Me: What's your favorite Britney Spears song? Sam: Um, that is personal information that I would rather not share with you. #
- 14:02 I was trying to figure out why Eljay was overloaded, then I remembered that MJ died. :( #
- 01:46 I think he's going to fall down a lot and die. -omg, the Tick. #
- 21:14 "It can only be used for official Guiness business." #
- 21:20 "What if I told you I'm about to set the Guiness World Record for shooting a woman in the face the most times in a row?" #
- 19:43 Try to understand. Try to understand. Try try try to understand . . . he's a magic man. #

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